Family gatherings

The loudest most annoying time to be arround your family where you try to avoid the actual gathering, an introvert's kryptonite where your family wants you to be together no matter what you say...

Grandma: whats wrong with you?
Me: I don't like family gatherings
Grandma: still tries to get me closer to evrebody even though I told her that thats the thing I don't like.

Family gatherings by Cats > dogs April 21, 2019

magic the gathering 

Best. Cardgame. Ever.

My polar kraken just kicked your ass

magic the gathering by WooHoo April 8, 2003

chip gathering 

a gathering amongst biblical brothers. Usually in a secretive place, brothers in Christ. This is a biweekly occurrence, one must eat 30 chips during the gathering. You must have at least one unopen bag of chips present. You also must have two different types of salsa present. If you don’t meet the requirements, it is not a chip gathering.

Yo my brotha, You gonna come to the biweekly chip gathering tonight?

chip gathering by neeb chonk March 9, 2023

magic the gathering 

crack in the form of cards

it will consume you....

"I just got a sweet new pack of mtg"

magic the gathering by Nubcakes May 13, 2005

Mastering Engineering 

A program that allows students to do assignments online. It is designed to make the life of engineering students suck more than it already does.

Student A: Hey did you do mastering engineering?
Student B: Yeah, here's my answer.
Student A: Hey it won't accept the same answer!
Student B: Our numbers are different! DAMMIT!!
Student C: Try taking a ratio of your numbers and her answer...
*ponder for a while*
Student B: Okay plug that in...
Student A: Time ran out! ARGH!!

Mastering Engineering by HaruhiSuzuki November 30, 2010

magic the gathering 

Dangerous to those that can't add or subtract.

examples:

1/1 + +1/+1 = 2/2

also: 20 - 23 = -3 = you lose, you fucking trog

^-spooky math

magic the gathering by trappy April 19, 2005

mastering physics

An online homework assignment website that will start off by robbing you 50 bucks for a 25 letter serial code, then go on to rape you by applying an exotic method of late penalties. During the first 50 minutes after the due time, usually 11:59 in the evenings for major assignments or 10:00 on the day you have your lecture for reading assignments, 1 percent is taken off for every minute you are late, seconds rounding up. After the first 50 minutes, you the rate of penalty will increase according to an unknown function yet to be reconstructed by me. you will often end up with -1000% with one day's delay.

this particular program is also very sly when it comes to plagerism. in the beginning, it will give all students of a particular class the same question, which encourages you to cheat. Afterwards, it will change the numerical components of a question everytime you tried to do it or show answer after you've completed it.

Due to no notifications, it is very easy to miss an assignment

Ab: What did you get on your mastering physics assignment man?

Horton: Aww shit, there was another one？ I dont know, probably around the negative thousands.

mastering physics by Ab Horton December 2, 2009