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Maternal Drift 

The gradual or ongoing detachment from the emotional or behavioral responsibilities of motherhood, often seen in young mothers who had children during their teenage years and never fully transitioned into a maternal role.
Can involve a lifestyle that mirrors someone in their twenties, with parenting taking a backseat.
“She had her son at 16, but it’s like she never grew into being a mom—still out every weekend. Classic case of maternal drift.”
“Maternal drift hit hard after she realized she missed out on her youth and tried to reclaim it.”
“Don’t confuse maternal drift with bad parenting—it’s deeper, like being emotionally stuck between two lives.”

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your maternal lineage 

Insult simular to "your mother" but more insulting because your not only insulting their mother, your instulting all their maternal lineage. (Thats their mum, grand mum, great-grand mum ect)
Father: "What subject did you score highest in school, son?"

Pretentious teen rebel: "Your maternal lineage."

your maternal figure 

male bovine fecal material 

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.
He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

Boyfriend material 

A guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. By saying a guy is "boyfriend material", you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.
Wow, I hung out with Mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as hell. He's definitely boyfriend material.

blackout material 

Meaning you are planning on getting really f*cked up. Something you would say in the afternoon if you are planning on getting blackout drunk later that evening.
This has been a long week. Tonight, I'm definitely gonna be blackout material.

Badger Material 

"Hey Tom, what kind of cheap ass shit are you wearing, Badger Material?
Badger Material by TheMeis June 7, 2018