iPeen Messaging 

Typing a text message on a apple iPhone touch screen using your penis.

iPeen Messaging, handsfree communication at your peen tip.

iPeen Messaging by Yoyo the king creep, mike4advtr and Gay Gabe January 13, 2008

Desk messaging 

When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.

Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!

Desk messaging is the way pilgrim kids used to text message.

Desk messaging by JustxKidding October 2, 2009

Managing Member

When one white male inserts his erect penis into another latino male's anus (doggy style) and reaches around to grab the other persons penis and then berates the latino male being penetrated by calling them homosexual if they have an erection as well

Cornelius Pumpernickel totally managed my member last night if you know what I mean !!!

-Managing Member

Managing Member by Alyx7 March 10, 2020

managing up 

The process of managing your boss so that you and people who work for you can get work done with minimal interference.

Ray is such a micro-manager! I have to spend three quarters of my day managing up!

managing up by Walter Pr. April 14, 2010

Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.

A hard core playa is often a massaginist.

Massaginist by Civildk November 19, 2017

public messaging 

The total OPPOSITE of private messaging, usually reserved for those of us who cannot or will not use email, messages on social networking sites, or instant (and PRIVATE) messaging programs.

1) I wanted to speak with Kyrie so bad, but didn't know what to say in an email, so I public messaged her on MySpace.

2) I couldn't believe that jackass just public messaged me about the lame ass party he's having. I wish there was a way to block people from writing on my facebook wall...

3) If it wasn't for public messaging, I wouldn't be able to post those cute kittie pictures with the bad grammar anywhere!

public messaging by hellofahat January 13, 2009

Waterfall messaging 

When someone sends you a cascade of consecutively long texts before you have a chance to respond.

Stop waterfall messaging me!

Waterfall messaging by Lizduck June 19, 2014