Marry-Zone 

Marry-Zone (.n) - When a girl/boy asks the opposite sex's hand in marriage as a joke, thus making all further proposals invalid.

Verb form - marry-zoned.

She just asked if I would marry her, then started laughing. I got marry-zoned, dude :(

Marry-Zone by Dwern June 2, 2014

Marry Dale 

Marry Dale is the most intelligent girl you will ever meet, and will make you laugh your head off once you understand her references. She is beautiful in every way you can imagine. There is no stopping her creativity, and once she has an idea she likes there is no stopping her determination. She is tough as nails, but can feel everything that is said to her in a rude way. She remembers every face that does her wrong, and every face who treats her well. She is loyal beyond imagination, and you are lucky to have a Mary Dale in your life. DON'T CROSS HER!!!

Marry Dale you are the most dependable person I have ever met.

Marry Dale by Kaz_Waz_Here November 6, 2021

Marry your daughter type of guy 

A marry your daughter type of guy is the type of guy who handles situations well. He treats women with respect, doesn’t belittle them, and never loses his “cool” with them. Even in the toughest of situations, he keeps things together, never stepping out of line, always showing the upmost respect to your daughter, and leaving things on a good note.

“He’s such a marry your daughter type of guy. Even when they have a disagreement, he never yells or loses his temper.”

Marry your daughter type of guy by mydtog December 31, 2022

Marry me 

Usually in online communications, when one person says something very clever/funny at the same time to a person who was asking a stupid question. A third person may acknowledge the replier's effort by saying "Marry me!", effectively praising him/her on the cleverness of the reply.

OP: Do you like Justin Bieber?

Person 1: Yeah, I bet she has a tight vagina.

Person 2: @Person 1; MARRY ME!

Marry me by hugooguh February 3, 2013

marry grace 

She is the best person to have at a party. But she is the biggest slut you will ever meet.

Damn did you see marry grace at the party last night?

marry grace by Chickenman June 29, 2016

marry the ketchups 

1. Buy two ketchup bottles
2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape
3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take
4. Apply the sticker on the upper half
5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . .
6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie

7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom
8. Grab everything put of the fridge

9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that
10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk
11. Run the ceremony
12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom
13. They are married
14. Mom just pulled into the driveway
15. Hide in your closet and await your death

"Sure mom I can marry the ketchups. . ."

marry the ketchups by Disneyismyhoe January 28, 2020

marry me 

The breast size between "damn" and "noooo way those are real", typically about 34DD. Involuntarily spoken by impressed men.

Dave stepped into the elevator next to a hottie with an amazing rack. "Marry me" he said involuntarily.

marry me by Mr Shark November 24, 2006