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Meatstick Marinade 

When a Male is done having sex with a Female partner, he avoids washing his dick for a long period of time. During which time he masturbates, marinating his cock with the juices from the vagina.
This chick I fucked last week was so hot, I marinaded my meatstick so I would not lose her sent.

Mike made a Meatstick Marinade after fucking a hot chick. He knew it would be some time before he would get laid again.
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marinated spitroast 

A regular spitroast, but with another male paticipant ejaculating or 'marinating' the lucky lady in the thick of it all. Who wants a spitroast with meat that isn't marinated?!?
'Last night Ted and i were having this awesome spitroast. It was a bit flavourless though so Jim started to marinate the bitch. Best marinated spitroast i've ever had!'

Facebook Marinate 

The waiting period you assign to accepting a friend request on facebook, similar to waiting a few days to call someone you met at a bar.
"dude, accept that friend request... she's so hot!" "Nah man, i'm lettin that facebook marinate for a few days... she's gonna have to wait it out."

"how come it took you so long for you to accept my friend request... everyone knows all you do all day is go on facebook." "sorry, i just have a 3 day friend request marination period."
to be intoxicated; drunk; twisted; and or schwasted. Describing the result of drinking too much.
person 1: yo dude lets drink this weekend

person 2: im so down man, i wanna get stupid marinated
marinated by monte queso December 17, 2011

Marinate 

When you wait two or more minutes to open a text message from somebody you like to make him/her more interested in you
Don’t open it yet, you gotta marinate
Marinate by Englishkid8 April 9, 2019
(after bitching someone out about how inconsiderate they are) "How bout you go let that marinade for a while?"
marinade by nappafrochik April 5, 2003

marinadeable 

A human who is not only dirty but also is flirty as fuck. They must be edible in their own state. So it’s me.
My marinadeable ass decided to eat myself!
marinadeable by Uncle Flithy December 6, 2019