mischief managed 

By using these words you can end any conversation, denote the finish of a project, or excuse yourself from any situation with authority. It's almost like... magic.

"I'll see you guys on Tuesday at 5:00. Mischief managed!"

"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"

"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"

mischief managed by pickleicious13 July 27, 2011

manager's special 

Ejaculating on someone before you fire them.

Justin if you dont get your bitch ass to work im going to give you a manager's special.

manager's special by Trooperholman Sr March 24, 2012

Seagull Management 

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind

Seagull Management by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Managerment 

In a work setting, managerment is the process of managing one's manager, rather than doing one's job. Normally implies that a manager is incompetent or otherwise unable to fulfill their tasks, (i.e. is prone to panicked outburst that require employees to calm them or otherwise do their job for them).

My manager is so incompetent, I spend more time working on managerment than I do on my job!"

Managerment by Doktor_J April 26, 2011

step manager 

Similar to "Step sis" or "step bro". Step manager in terms is a manager who indeed you want to bang.

Step manager!! I am stuck in the register. HELP!!

step manager by Peeeach96 November 11, 2020

Manager 

A person who appears to know how all tasks should be accomplished but can't actually do any of those tasks themselves.

A manager will tell you exactly how something should be done, even though he or she has never done it themselves.

Manager by mitchell986 November 17, 2011

seagull manager 

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

Fred never accomplishes anything. All he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, then goes back to surfing the intraweb. He's such a seagull manager.

seagull manager by silvergatlin October 1, 2003