malicious farts 

1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.

chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu

chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.

chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.

chet: uhhwhaaa?

chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.

malicious farts by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010

Halariouse 

When something is so funny you forget how to spell hilarious and spell it as it sounds, but wrong.

Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: "omg that's actually so halariouse omg"

Halariouse by Noshhead June 4, 2021

malicious fecal distribution 

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

malicious fecal distribution by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013

amlarious

Amazing/hilarious/amazingly hilarious. Combined into an even better word. Credits to ArdTiarna BasicallyBaconSandvich IV VanRumpelrug on youtube.

The number of people who suddenly get why Twilight is a tad-bit creepy once it's gender-swapped is amlarious.

amlarious by Zenith_Zelious November 1, 2023

malicious gash-hunt

the act of attacking gash furiously, with no regard for consequences or rejection. Often exhibited by sweet lads

a number of sweet lads on a night out would embark on a malicious gash-hunt if they crack on to every group of available women, disregarding any fear of rejection or humiliation. Pure persistence and endeavour help them to achieve their goal of plentiful gash

malicious gash-hunt by josh190889 January 3, 2010

falarious

fucking hilarious

The movie we watched wuz so falarious

falarious by nicci March 28, 2004

Jalarious

The level of awsomeness that is achieved when pirates wage war with vikings in the void of space

The film Hard Ticket to Hawaii is Jalarious. Bill and Jake have a Jalarious bromance.

Jalarious by BR, JDL April 6, 2010