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Littering 

In the sense as "to scatter trash"; to post, share, or perpetuate chain letters, hoaxes, or other internet "garbage", esp. knowingly sharing something that is stupid or misleading.
"Hey that thing you posted is a spammy hoax chain letter"
"Yeah, I know, I was bored."
"You're littering that bullshit all over everyone's feed."
"Sorry"
Littering by Pacifistopheles August 17, 2014

lixering 

When you scramble every starting letter of a word in a sentence.
Are you lixering?
Wo. Ny whuld wou yoask?
This is why you are a disgrace to grammar school.
lixering by bonelesspizza February 4, 2017

Listering 

When someone goes after younger girls (and sometimes boys) with sexual intentions. Listers also are often found by your local hardcourt spying on prey while reciting to himself about Chechnyan warriors while using there Bluejay-like mating call to attract prey.
Person 1: Hey mate, I think I can see Jono Listering over there by the hardcourt
Person 2: He's such a freak for Listering
Listering by Young Boy Bluejay March 19, 2022

loitering 

littering but spelt HORRIBLY wrong!
man 1: this sign says no loitering!

man 2: you mean littering?

man 1: um... yeah *embarrassed*

man 2: why did you say imp air ass??

man 1: uhm... *rubs sweat off forehead*

man 2: never rub my forehead again.

Anal Loitering 

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.
Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."
Anal Loitering by Neoterist March 20, 2012

Aggressive Loitering 

The act of loitering that can be deemed as being aggressive, with examples such as loitering in front of a mall door to prevent people entering.
We now begin the trial of Dofy Doofer for the crime of aggressive loitering.
Aggressive Loitering by silvervoid22 September 12, 2018