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sweeting like a bag of chips 

Really hot, feeling clammy and sticky.
Sue turn the heating down, I am sweeting like a bag of chips.

I don't like the cut of your Jib 

In the early 1700's the cut of the jib sail, often signified the nationality of a vessel. The term was being used figureatively by the 1800's to express like, or dislike for someone. So, the 'Cut of one's jib' refers to their general appearance of personality.
Little Jr. Son of a bitch: Hi Mr.
Me: I don't like the cut of your jib.

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs 

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man
Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

on like a pot of neck bones 

when something starts to or begins to happen. When neck bones of chicken are prepared to eat, they are boiled. When they are boiling , they are "on".
Two folks disagree on something and start to argue or fight, then "It's on like pot of neck bones"
or
A person or group decides to do something, and the act of actually doing it is "It's on like a pot of neck bones".
etc.,

Life is like a box of chocolates

A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them
“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”