two legged conscience 

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;

Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.

two legged conscience by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011

one legger 

A one legger is a term used in the world of sales. They refer to a sales appointment, meeting, or pitch, where one of two or more decision-makers are present. The present individual, of course, cannot proceed with the sale without consulting the other decision-maker (the other leg) first.

A sales appointment in which the salesperson shows up to a client's house, only to find one spouse not home. The sale is not completed as the present spouse (the one legger) must talk it over with the non-available spouse.

one legger by Nader R. March 24, 2008

situation-loggie 

1. occurs when an individual is screwed over by someone he thought he could rely on in the most reprehensible of ways at the worst possible time, with the least possible warning. Generally occurs after the offending 'friend' has recently reassured you they would never do any such thing. The offending individual in a situation-loggie generally justifies his actions by claiming he has found happiness.

2. The situation that occurs when an individual is willing to sell out all his friends and various other commitments abruptly and with no warning for a girl he has never met. Can also be used to describe situations involving people who generally put their fledgling relationships before their friends instantaneously, regardless of if they've met the person yet or not.

1. "Uh oh, fred is texting that skanky girl i knew in college who lives in Idaho. I think we might end up having a situation-loggie on our hands."

2. Yolanda promised me she'd be my roommate when I put the deposit down on that apartment. Then she ran off with the maintenance man who showed us the aparatment. Fuck if I saw a situation-loggie coming.

situation-loggie by Wally Wonderous January 7, 2010

open-legged 

A polite way of saying whore. The phrase is more positive sounding because it sounds like "open-minded". If you use this term you are sure to gain more respect from your street performing female friends.

Naw Mimi isn't a whore...

she's just a very open-legged person!

open-legged by KOORVA June 14, 2006

Lap-legged ho

A lap-legged ho is a person having the tendency to wrap their legs around any person, place, or thing. And have the capability of fitting anything between their legs. A magical ho.

"Bernard, stop being a lap-legged ho and get that from between your legs."

Lap-legged ho by Cheerbear July 26, 2014

Four-legged Rake 

A four-legged rake is a dog that insists on rolling in fresh-cut grass or piles of dead leaves, just for the sheer joy of carrying them into the house with him. Once, the leaves are on your floor or furniture, they become yard dandruff.

My Chihuahua is a four-legged rake. He just brought in half the lawn.

Four-legged Rake by PsychoPuppyDad December 6, 2015

Spaghetti Legging 

When one loses control of his or her legs while running at high speeds and they flail about uncontrollably till the person falls or regains control of their legs.

Commonly occurs while running down hill or while running on uneven terrain.

"Steve ran to catch the frisbee, but ended up spaghetti legging all over the place"
"Nothing sadder than a man spaghetti legging down a hill"

Spaghetti Legging by TheyWinWeLose May 28, 2017