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social media laundering 

The act of getting another person to post a potentially controversial comment on social media sites (e.g. Facebook, Google+, Twitter etc.) because of a concern that the post will offend ones friends and/or reflect poorly on oneself.
John, who was a liberal (and kind of a pussy), and had a lot of conservative friends, decided to do some social media laundering when posting his views on social issues.
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Music Laundering

The act of using a recording software to record music from Youtube or some other free place to avoid paying for the music. This way it seems like you bought the music, when you really didn't.
I was music laundering and found it.

pussy laundering

When a guy goes out, meets a girl, he knows she's a whore, she knows she's a whore, takes her home, has her way with her and pays for it. Next day, he totally tells the whole story to the boys, minus the money part
Mike lost all his street cred with the boys when they realized he's been pussy laundering for months
pussy laundering by rhinoplast July 19, 2011

Laundrizing

The same as "doing laundry," only it sounds more badass.
I had to come downstairs clothed in only my blanket to go get the clothes, because they finished laundrizing after I went to bed, so I hadn't brough them up to my room yet.

Andy doesn't do laundry; he laundrizes.
Laundrizing by AIGuy June 9, 2010

beer laundering 

when your contribution to a beer cooler is of shitty quality and not up to par of present beer in said cooler. yet you think you're in.
"hey, what the fuck are you doing, you beer laundering muther fucking piece of shit???" why do you put natty ice in with sam adam's and expect to drink good beer?

Reference Laundering 

An article, poll, study, etc. which on face value would be dismissed, that is cited in progressively more reputable sources, until the original nonsense has credibility.
Person1: “I read on Politico that intero-recto-gestion is actually healthier then eating with your mouth.”
Person2: “That article is total Reference Laundering. If you click on the reference, Politico cited Vox, who cited Mashable, who cited Unicorn Riot, who cited an Onion Article based on a South Park episode.”
Person1: “so I’ve been shoving food up my butt for no reason!”
Reference Laundering by Pnw2mpls January 18, 2021

Research Laundering

Like money laundering, but with your research paper. You take info from a source you aren't allowed to use (wikipedia, etc.) and credit the info to a crap source. You get to use understandable info and count extra sources for your works cited.
Yeah I just used wikipedia have been research laundering the info for my other source.
Research Laundering by yeetman17 January 20, 2021