lactating turtle 

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think

"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"

lactating turtle by dairon December 18, 2008

Lactomangulation

The act of making a mess of opening a cardboard milk carton, forcing you to use scissors to cut the innappropriate corner.

Bloke 1- "So, how was your day?"
Bloke 2- "Terrible. Plagued by lactomangulation, and my dog died."

Lactomangulation by Mr Ned September 27, 2005

crack-a-lactating 

A term used when adressing a friend who might have large or enlarged nipples.

Hey Sasha, whats "Crack-a-lactating big nippler?"
To which he would only reply in a snide way.

crack-a-lactating by josepueblo July 24, 2008

lactoting 

To breast-feed while walking around.

I can't believe she was lactoting in the mall food court.

lactoting by Mike Padget October 17, 2015

Laytoning 

to reverse Nickleback an item or idea. to dislike a popular trend.

"Chick-fil-a is shit tootsie rolls are a better chicken sandwich"

"shut up and stop Laytoning bro"

Laytoning by SSJVan November 4, 2020

Lactating Bukaki 

When a group of woman lactates titty milk all over someone. A woman squeezes her tit juice all over a friend or partner for enjoyment, Sexual pleasure, for a cool down or for a shocking surpise in the face. Bukaki Style!

Lactating Bukaki style is perfect to help out a friend when they have a bad sun burn. Just lay down and take it like a champ. Its leaves the skin feeling smooth, its good for the skin and its amazing on sun burns.

Why drink Cows tit Milk when you have plenty of friends who produce Titty Milk - its fresh and nothing has been added to it.

Lactate Bukaki example - Jamilla and kel seen treeko with an intense sun burn after a long day at the river and collecting fruit and veggies in the garden.... They slipped down thier sunday sun dresses and squirted tit milk all over treekos face and back. helping her cool down, stop the sun burn and to help with smooth silky skin.... They saved the day !

Lactating Bukaki by TreekoMietto April 25, 2021

lactoseintolerant 

milk

i needs me some lactoseintolerant

lactoseintolerant by k-now October 18, 2003