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Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Saviorâ„¢!
"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015
Related Words

jibber-swill

Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.
Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.

NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
jibber-swill by Jib Slice May 28, 2010
A joint, a spliff, the wackky tobaccy, doing, weed.
Dom - Oi lad you wanna come smoke a fat jibbet?
Kieran - fuck yeah!
Jibbet by Kieronia joe June 11, 2018

foot jibber 

slang for foot job (when a girl jacks a guy off with her feet)
You my friend got a nice little foot jibber from sofia.
foot jibber by theleague October 24, 2010

Hand Jibber 

Funnier, better term for Hand Job
Mackenzie gave Nick a hand jibber on the trampoline.
Hand Jibber by RollTide January 23, 2013

jibber jabber 

useless words, beating around the bush, talkin' out yer ass. annoying banter.
Stop all this jibber jabber about your ex!
jibber jabber by bacca rati May 13, 2002