janitor widow maker 

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.

Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.

janitor widow maker by Nick2011 September 4, 2008

ass janitor 

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later

Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener

ass janitor by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

A Janitor's Daughter 

The act of fucking a girl on all fours in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.

the stupid slut was being disrespectful, so i took her in the bathroom and gave her a janitor's daughter.

A Janitor's Daughter by NutzOnYaChin June 3, 2010

janitor 

A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.

"Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss."

janitor by RAWasHELL September 13, 2006

Janitor 

It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes

Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR

Janitor by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020

Janitorus Interruptus 

When you are boinking someone in your office and you have to abort the proceedings before completing the act because the janitor is coming to empty the trash or sweep the carpet.

"I was nailing the new receptionist on my desk last Thursday when I heard Charlie rustling the trash bins resulting in the dreaded janitorus interruptus."

Janitorus Interruptus by college professor September 14, 2008

janitor water 

A drink, invented at Princeton University by a priscologist, that looks remarkably similar to janitor water with its greenish hue. Such a concoction involves filling 1/5 of the glass with root beer, 3/5 with blue Powerade, and 1/5 with Sprite.

Joe: Hey, I'm going to grab some drinks, anyone want anything?
Bob: Yea, I'll get a janitor water. Thanks.

Girl: Ewwww, what is that? Why would you drink that?
Guy: It's called janitor water, it's too manly for you.

janitor water by speakerboxgirl January 20, 2011