Febreze ironing 

The act of taking wrinkled clothing, spraying it heavily with Febreze and running it through the dryer for five minutes (blow drying it in a pinch) instead of hauling out the ironing board and iron and doing a proper job. Also works when the clothes are not freshly washed.

I've got to be at work in an hour and my jacket looks like I slept in it, but a bit of Febreze ironing should take care of it.

Mmmmm, you smell good. Febreze iron your sweater this morning?

Febreze ironing by BlooPenguin December 15, 2008

Extreme Ironing 

A fast paced sport where competitors must have the overall dexterity needed for pressing pants and mental and physical constitution necessary for extreme locations. Some location suggestions are large volcanos, the amazon rainforest, and the mariana trench. Clothing suggestions include Calvin Klein shirts, ties with beagles on them, and the super tight khakis you only get on for christmas dinner and other family gatherings.

Extreme Ironing should be an olympic event

Extreme Ironing by Bobthelobster March 15, 2022

Febreze ironing 

to make ones clothes, usually dirty or emanating bad smells, appear as though they have been recently cleaned by spraying them with Febreze or rubbing them heavily with a dryer sheet. Usually due to the fact that there were not any clean clothes available or because the clothes have touched something smelly or the wearer hugged somebody who was especially putrid.

Stephanie was running late this morning so she did some Febreze ironing real quick before getting into her car.

I don't have time to clean my dress before going on my date- and it smells kind of funky... I need some Febreze, where'd you put it?

Febreze ironing by Smatty December 18, 2007

Rusty Ironing Board 

To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv

I gave her the rusty ironing board to Maxxx

Rusty Ironing Board by Homara October 12, 2019

breast ironing 

Breast ironing
Breast ironing, also known as breast flattening, is the pounding and massaging of a pubescent girl's breasts, using hard or heated objects, to try to make them stop developing or disappear. Wikipedia

Breast ironing, also known as breast flattening, is the pounding and massaging of a pubescent girl's breasts, using hard or heated objects,

breast ironing by #A November 17, 2020

Waffle ironing 

The act in which a woman may press a man's testicles between the bottom of her feet.

That waffle ironing thing you told me about was great, it definitely improved our relationship.

Waffle ironing by Desean Strick December 19, 2023

IronDingo 

(noun) A wild, often rabid motorcycle rider. IronDingo's are very rarely found in captivity and are known to prey on Eco-conscious retards that drive hybrid cages. While most scientists agree that they are an endangered species, IronDingos are more likely to found on the FBI's most wanted list than the EPA's protected species list. It is theorized that this is due to the IronDingo's uncanny ability to ride headlong into speed traps, saloons and wayward trees.

"Did you see that IronDingo on the news? It was involved in a high speed police chase"

"Did they catch him?"

"No, I'm pretty sure the police officer got away..."

IronDingo by Johaan Bron Shepardbeger March 14, 2010