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spite invite 

To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.
Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?

-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.

Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.
spite invite by Sayle September 25, 2008

Empty Invite 

An invite to a place you receive from someone, this invite is given when there's no way of the person to come. This tactic is used by boys and girl usually to show interest in the other and makes them think that you truly invited them but in all seriousness they knew you wouldn't be able to come either way. **THIS IS ALL DONE VIA TEXT OR PHONE**

In the awkward moment the girl or guy can come over... your fucked and gotta pull a pretty good excuse out of your ass.
Sebastian: im watching a movie
Becky: thats fun i like movies
Sebastian: come over and watch it with me
Becky: Its like 3 am and im already in bed can't i wish though
* Empty Invite = Success *
Empty Invite by BIGPolishSausage September 13, 2011

Cool invite 

When your friend or someone you know throws a lit party and they dont invite you, so you go on twitter and sarcastically tweet "cool invite" implying that you weren't invited
Bre: Are you going to Andrews party?

Emily: No but it was a cool invite tho
Cool invite by AwkwardCheese June 10, 2016

Hollywood invite 

Inviting someone with the hope they never pick you up on the invite.
This is not a hollywood invite, I'd actually really love to see you.

sick invite 

A term people use when they weren't invited to something, typically used more on social media than in reality.
Ryan saw a picture of his squad chilling with out him on Instagram, and commented "sick invite."
sick invite by rugratsbrat October 6, 2016

Thanks for the invite 

a phrase to tell your friends/main crew when they go do something super fun/exciting without ever telling you or inviting you and the only way you find out about it is via a Facebook places check-in, pictures, videos, a story the next day, etc.
"Billy is DRUNK AT CAESARS PALACE with Matt, Dre, Brittany, Josh, Wes, Grayson, Lauren, Stewy, Porf, and Kalin."
Jared: thanks for the invite. snakes.
Milo: thanks for the invite.