hacking the mainframe 

smacking random buttons on your keyboard so it sound like your doing something really cool, and not looking while you do it.

hey are you smaking buttons on a keyboard? "no, im hacking the mainframe"

hacking the mainframe by Wild-goat-cheese February 18, 2010

hifuckinglarious 

Something that's just too damn funny

Did you see that dramatic squirrel video? It was hifuckinglarious!

hifuckinglarious by Retrix November 4, 2010

Highjacking

Beating the fuck out of your meat while high on marijuana.

“I can’t talk, I’m about to start highjacking”

Highjacking by PO2 Cook June 26, 2018

tengo hacking 

Commonly known as hacking and having a small penis on Phantom Forces.

Person 1: "Did you see that faggot tengo hacking on Phantom Forces?"
Person 2: "Yeah, lets votekick that loser"

tengo hacking by DarkEthnic June 1, 2020

jerk hacking 

A) A term used to insult someone or something that has thwarted any of your acts. Usually used in a online context. Originaly affiliated with City of Heroes, an online Role-Playing game.
B) Believed to be a foreign translation of unintelligle gibberish connected to City of Heroes.

(Quoted from official City of heroes Forums) "this what happened in the last game i played hackers ruined it for everyone dupin rares and gold and just anything to cheat there no extened maintenance there trying to catch the hacker and we pay for it so unless people don't let GM'S know of wrong doing's in the game it we ruin it and there we not be a COH IT WELL BE GONE TO THE AMERICANS!!!!!!!"

jerk hacking by +Mode February 14, 2005

HighJacking

A word to describe the art of jerking off while high

After smoking weed Ryan was highjacking for 6 hours strait

HighJacking by RyanIsSOOOOOOOOGAY666 June 1, 2018

hacking the mainframe 

The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.

Yo, Jeremy, did you hack the mainframe last night?

hacking the mainframe by gt-skip April 15, 2005