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flatter than hammered shit by smedley pond June 14, 2010
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Chelsea hammered
To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.
Chelsea hammered by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015
hammered fuck
Hammered fuck is the ultimate, supreme state of party time explosiveness. This level of inebriation is the apocalyptic culmination of a night (or string of nights) of hardcore boozing. Hammered fuck is only reached after one has progressed through the following milestones
- hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party),
- hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and
- hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party)
When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over.
- hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party),
- hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and
- hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party)
When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over.
Pre-Party:
One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat.
***Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved***
Game Time:
(Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled
***Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved***
(Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration
***Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved***
Post-Hammered Fuck:
- Stumble home
- Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth)
- Rinse and repeat
One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat.
***Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved***
Game Time:
(Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled
***Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved***
(Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration
***Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved***
Post-Hammered Fuck:
- Stumble home
- Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth)
- Rinse and repeat
hammered fuck by JaySkillz December 18, 2007
Snatch-hammered
Used to describe a condition of blind infatuation by a male to a female counterpart. May be used synonymously with cunt-struck or pussywhipped.
1. Jennifer had Gary totally snatch-hammered. She was always sending him to the drugstore for tampons, monistat, and slim-fast.
2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!
2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!
Snatch-hammered by sour-puss July 4, 2007
hammered shit
1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.
hammered shit by Jason Foster February 24, 2005
Hammered Dammit
1. a description of one feeling extreme effects of a hangover
2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted
3. a horrid physical appearance
4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself
2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted
3. a horrid physical appearance
4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself
1. "I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT!! I should have stopped after that sixth irish carbomb last night"
2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"
3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."
4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"
2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"
3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."
4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"
Hammered Dammit by Raw-Raw October 4, 2009