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hammertiming 

To defecate on ones chest then hammer-punching it in a downward motion, causing it to explode and spread all over the individuals body and face, while breaking ones chest cavity, then immediately running out of the house.
yo i took a shit on that bitch and hammertimed her.

Originally i was going to give her a Cleveland steamer, but then i decided on hammertiming her.

you down on hammertiming?
hammertiming by HAMMAHTIME February 21, 2013

jammertime

jammertime is an expression that can be used to express anything you are currently looking at, thinking about, or that exists in the relative area in lieu of that item or idea's actual name
While standing in a kitchen someone would point at a knife and say, "hey, hand me that jammertime over there." Or while discussing a previous night's activities one would say, "yeah, so we were jammertiming at that one place when....."
jammertime by BurgerJam July 7, 2009

Russian hammer time 

When a male is about to ejaculate and he starts hitting the woman on the head with his penis until he comes.
"dude i heard kari did a russian hammer time with kari!"

" yeah man i heard they went at it hard"
Russian hammer time by EFANG June 16, 2009

Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car
Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide

hammermen 

In the late 19th century, a group of blacksmiths known as the "hammermen" were excommunicated from Blackheath. The exact date is not known but it is thought to have occurred in 1871. This coincided with the Act of Parliament of that year declaring the Heath to be an open public space. Strangely, the Act also stipulated that from that day forward trees were only allowed to be planted on the borders of the Heath and not on the plains themselves. Unconfirmed hearsay suggests that the reason for the excommunication, and ultimately the need for the Act itself, related to the "vigorous, persistent and clandestine homosexual encounters upon the Heath by men of industry". However, it has also supposedly been mooted that the excommunication related to the improvement of the social profile of the area sought by various landed gentry. Regardless, in current vernacular, the youth of the area are frequently heard referring to sexually successful homosexuals as "hammermen" (not to be confused with the heterosexual equivalent i.e. a "swordsman").
Vasily: Where are Miguel and Davide tonight?

Vladimir: They went out to Soho again. Man those guys get laid on a daily basis!

Vasily: Aye, they are real hammermen.
hammermen by Synonymity123 September 6, 2013

hammertoe 

A toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.
My hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!
hammertoe by Tingle October 26, 2003