Granite Run Mall 

A large mall, located in Media, PA, part of the group of "Simon Malls."

"Hey Andrew, now that class in canceled, I'mmmmm going to the GRANITE RUN MALL. HMMMM!"

Granite Run Mall by Cinnamon Crime Ring October 8, 2009

granite falls 

city in the Seattle metro area.

Crystal Method capitol of the Pacific Northwest

"hey anyone know where Tommy gets his meth?"

"yeah man, Granite Falls"

granite falls by A_n_o_n_Y_MO-US December 17, 2007

Granite City 

A low income, white trash town located in Illinois, just outside of Saint Louis, Missouri. Frequently referred to as "Granite Shitty" because all of its residents are dumbass hoosiers. It is known for hosting carnies, as the birthplace of "Redneck Woman," Gretchen Wilson, and for having the highest rate of mullets per capita in Madison County.

My cleaning lady is from Granite City, too!

Granite City by Dam You July 20, 2008

Granite Bay

Granite Bay is a suburb of Sacramento,right next to Roseville. All the Kings' players live here in their huge million-dollar homes. People over there are rich snobs who think they are superior to everybody. Granite Bay high school has the the most spoiled ass kids that eveybody in Sacramento area likes to hat.

Bob: Hey you from Granite Bay??
John: Yeah, why?
Bob: Because you are getting your ass kicked.
John: But why? I didn't do nothing.
Bob: I know.
John: *runs*

Granite Bay by Sactofacto July 22, 2006

granite city 

A little shitty place in Illinois filled with hoosiers. About 75% of the population has some sort of STD with their white trash culture. Granite City or, Granite Shitty, is one of the most polluted, over populated places in Illinois.

I ran from a hoosier in Granite City today

granite city by TheFuckOfFire March 27, 2011

Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.

Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!

Granite tree-topper by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021

Granite State Goodbye

When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.

Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"

Granite State Goodbye by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022