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glorping 

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.
Hey, no glorping on the sofa!
glorping by Pinkticus October 11, 2020
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Glumping 

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.
John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.
Glumping by Original Fritz November 13, 2006

Glooping 

The act of having Gloop seemingly secrete from the tips of your fingers. The leading cause of Jam Hands, Glooping leaves everything smudged and sticky when touched by the infected. Most common in small children and the really obnoxious.
Matt: "Why is my iPod all sticky?!"

Evan: "Sorry, my fingers are glooping..."
Glooping by fingerblaster69 March 25, 2010

Glomming 

(Colloquially pronounced "glommin'") The act of making out in a particularly slobbery and intense manner; i.e. groping passionately while smacking lips together at a relatively high volume. It was derived from "glossy"- as in "lip gloss"- because both invoke a feeling of sticky, gooeyness that, as a third person observer, looks gross.
Person A: Oh ew! Gross!
Person B: What?
Person A: Veronica and Mark are glomming it up pretty hard over at the lunch tables! She's practically on top of him!
Glomming by MADLawlz January 6, 2012

Glomming 

Glomming: present tense, verb: the act of sitting around, usually not speaking, either watching television, typically movies or sports, or playing any sort of video game, typically sports and shooters. Often accompanied, and most certainly encouraged, by packing a lip.

Glom: future tense, verb: The preconceived idea of "glomming".
"What are you guys doing today."
"Gunna be glomming real hard, probably watch some football."
"Word, I'll be there."

-or-

"School blew dick, can't wait to get home and glom."
"Same, Ms. Peterson's tits got me thru the day though."
Glomming by Steve Lusby November 12, 2011
Someone who walks awkwardly, almost as if they were wearing an invisible deep sea diving suit. Similar to the 'lollop' that an elephant adopts when walking. A 'gomper' is also normally half a sleep while all those around them are awake.
James was gomping to work again.
gomping by Skewy August 29, 2003