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Crazy Franklin 

Generally refering to a male born of a spicy Cajun Italian european heritage in southern Louisiana, who's hobbies include keeping vehicles more sideways than straight while driving, and clacking handguns together in a threatening yet somehow mesmerizing fashion to show dominance over other competing males.
You see that fireball that Crazy Franklin just blew off?
And yet, a little Crazy Franklin lives on in all of us.

Franklin Punch 

The most powerful punch known to man. Many believe it to be more lethal than a Chuck Norris Round-House Kick, and if one attains a nine hundred thousand trillion killstreak in Call of Duty, a Franklin Punch is earned. It kills everything anywhere on the map that you want to kill.
Chris got Franklin Punched with a left hand, and he was knocked out and had a red eye for months. He barely survived.

Fracking Mess 

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.
"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."
Fracking Mess by CookPu69 January 13, 2014

Franklined 

Having Franklin the Dog's shit smeared all over your windshield.
You've just been Franklined Bitch!

Yeah we Franklined Steven the other night.
Franklined by E. Corrao June 20, 2008

schizophrenic franklin 

An African-American homeless man located in impoverished parts of large cities such as Los Angeles, New York City, and Chicago who frequently gets into shouting matches with imaginary people. They are infamously known to be high on crack cocaine nearly every waking moment and when approached will most likely try to stab you with a rusty switchblade.
Hey, check out that crazy Schizophrenic Franklin on the side of the road over there! The dude's totally bat-shit insane!
schizophrenic franklin by garfsnarf December 18, 2022

franklin university switzerland 

a small american private university in Lugano, Switzerland. Filled with the top 1% of the world, representing over 60 nationalities including the Russian Mafia and the Saudi Royal Family. Known for their extravagant "academic" travel and sport car filled parking lot.
Are you honestly taking out a 500,000 loan to attend Franklin University Switzerland?

Yes, Miriam can afford a yacht, she goes to Franklin University Switzerland