Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.
Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
To hit the acceleration pedal (or, in the US, gas pedal) to such extremities that it is parallel to the floor of a car. i.e. Hit maximum speed as quickly as physically possible.
Male GI club located in European countries where prostitution is legal. In multi-level brothels, the classiest, most expensive ho's are located on the first floor. The quality and price of the prostitutes decrease on each progressive floor, with the 5th floor containing the cheapest and stankest ho's.
Hans and Russell went to Frankfurt once a month and found the cheapest Ho's possible to maintain their membership in the Fifth Floor Club.