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floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.
Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
floor boards by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009

floor it 

To hit the acceleration pedal (or, in the US, gas pedal) to such extremities that it is parallel to the floor of a car. i.e. Hit maximum speed as quickly as physically possible.
That fucker's getting away, FLOOR IT!
floor it by Will Millinship November 29, 2007

Fifth Floor Club 

Male GI club located in European countries where prostitution is legal. In multi-level brothels, the classiest, most expensive ho's are located on the first floor. The quality and price of the prostitutes decrease on each progressive floor, with the 5th floor containing the cheapest and stankest ho's.
Hans and Russell went to Frankfurt once a month and found the cheapest Ho's possible to maintain their membership in the Fifth Floor Club.
Fifth Floor Club by Pete Crapia September 15, 2006

third-floored 

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.
*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"
third-floored by clearing up December 7, 2009

floor score 

Sometimes also known as a "ground score". Generally drugs or money found on the floor of a club or on the ground.
"I made a floor score at the club last nite. "
or
"Oh look! Ground score!"
floor score by ATL HO November 3, 2004
Flooken or Flookën is used every time u want to refer to what u have slowed down, pace and that you have not worked as before. Bottom line: Slackin'
I made 175 this month, i only made 21 this week tho, I been flooken.
Flooken by Yosstin999 March 27, 2023