Fire hydrant pussy 

one's pussy who is "wet" like a fire hydrant, usually from a lady who is ready to fuck, and also the cum discharges like a hydrant.

"Wow u lookin' fine lady with that fire hydrant pussy"

Fire hydrant pussy by username420 November 20, 2020

Fire Hydrant Syndrome 

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.

I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!

Fire Hydrant Syndrome by Gothzilla November 16, 2010

fire hydrant pussy 

a girl whose pussy discharges like a fire hydrant

I had that "fire hydrant pussy" last night and it flooded out my neighbors downstairs.

fire hydrant pussy by moodybitch August 15, 2010

fire-hydrant squeeze 

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

fire-hydrant squeeze by Kevin October 11, 2003

Fire hydrant fallacy

Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.

The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.

Fire hydrant fallacy by Dr.stapleton February 12, 2022

Fire Hydrant Vagina 

a projectile spewing vagina when cumming

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.

Fire Hydrant Vagina by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

Fire Hydrant Vagina 

PROJECTILE SPEWING VAGINA WHEN CUMMING

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.

Fire Hydrant Vagina by haleyyyla April 6, 2016