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Festival Dick 

A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.
Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?
Festival Dick by Murica Michelle February 6, 2017
Related Words
Fester fest festy fesh FESBian fess Festivus festizio Festering festicle

Jitter Fest 

When the human facial nerve realises that something has indeed landed on their face. Causing the motion of the face to move from side to side viciously.
"Gee look at that guy he must be having a full on Jitter Fest"
Jitter Fest by Pengueleon June 11, 2015

Festezhio 

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)
I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!
Festezhio by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009

Festpekare 

The swedish equalent to a partypointer. Someone who poses on pictures by pointing at the camera. This often takes place during partys or social events where people are supposed to act like fools.
Teo - Look at this idiot pointing at the camerea just beacuse he's at a party. I fuckin hate festpekare.

Edvin - Dude, thats you.
Festpekare by Punanimaestro September 4, 2011
A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus
Festus by Princekodaf February 7, 2019

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest 

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.