employment fellatio 

The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.

Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.

employment fellatio by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015

fellatialingus 

The combination of fellatio and cunilingus performed simultaneously. Or simply put, 69.

Last night, my woman and I decided to do a little fellatialingus. I love when she bobs my knob while I eat her kitty.

fellatialingus by Adam The Dude February 1, 2008

machine gun fellatio 

The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus

"she game me great machine gun fellatio in that park"

machine gun fellatio by The Golden Voice March 20, 2005

de fellationibus non curat lex 

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.

Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

de fellationibus non curat lex by Atemperman May 27, 2006

straw-fellatio 

one whom while is innocently sipping a beverage through a straw "accidently" suck the straw off, as though is was a penis

yo man i heard that girl amanda gives a great straw-fellatio

straw-fellatio by jkvhjhsjdvhjskv October 2, 2009

Fellationship 

A relationship in which the only commonality is male recipient oral sex.

My friend and I have a fellationship, I give him head and he pats me on mine...

Fellationship by Sillylala October 18, 2008

Fellatmio

When a man finds a food exceptionally pleasing to the point where it can be compared to receiving oral pleasure.

"Hey, is that pasta good?" .."Dude, it's fellatmio!"

Pronounced: filet-sh-me-o

Fellatmio by TheDonJulio March 9, 2012