When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.

Dude, go double check those migration patterns before I do the angry bird feeder...

Angry Bird Feeder by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011

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Double Feeler

When two men wrap their penis' together with medical tape and and take turns stroking vigorously as if it were one dick.

Dude lets get together later tonight and do a double feeler.

Double Feeler by Andrew Tawsas June 18, 2009

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Feeder Cock

The penis used to spread/deepen the vagina to support another larger/wider penis and ensure the female can properly take and enjoy the penis she desires.q

Kellie says "Diamond, your dick is way too big I think you need to call Jerry to come over as a feeder cock to open me up so I can enjoy you"

Feeder Cock by FeederCockCreator March 12, 2015

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The Bird Feeder

A sexual act consisting of simultaneously ejaculating inside your partner's vagina whilst vomiting in her mouth.

Variations of this act include "The Dirty Bird Feeder" which employs a similar method but in the classic 69 position.

Dude, I totally gave your sister the bird feeder last night!

That bird last night was so minging I accidentally gave her the bird feeder.

The wife wanted to try new things in bed but was less than happy when I tried The Bird Feeder out on her without prior warning.

The Bird Feeder by Noise Boy November 18, 2011

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