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eye chart 

A middle manager colloquialism for a presentation slide that has too much text.
Andy: while presenting the slide "It's a bit of an eye chart, but here is a list of all the times a middle manager has ever said a buzzword"
eye chart by Rob Righter May 12, 2016
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Eye Fuck 

When you make eye contact exactly at the same time and you stare for longer than 3 seconds but you have to think of all the dirty things you want to do to that person.
DTEF = Down to eye fuck
Eye Fuck by KITS February 11, 2014

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on May 15, 2026

eye bee sew we todd it 

Have your friends read this phrase fast and aloud several times for a quick IQ estimate, so you have it "l be so retarded!"
Let's do that IQ test now fast, until we stop you read "eye bee sew we todd it."
To stare lustfully at a person with great intensity.
Girlfriend: What are you looking at?

Boyfriend: Um... Nothing?

Girlfriend: I totally just caught you eye banging that waitress!
Eye Bang by theoryaction September 30, 2011

eye-talon 

eye-talon is the way us true rebels say italian in southern speek.
The damn yankee across the street has got an eye-talon name that ends in a vowal is about to git gone.
eye-talon by Philip Marion Cary October 16, 2008