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J.R. Ewing 

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.
J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.
J.R. Ewing by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005
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Izzy ewing 

Super duper kinkayyy.
She also loves to diperooney for a scooter snack
Did I see her leave yesterday...
She’s a real izzy ewing
Izzy ewing by Jëzüs June 7, 2020
Eling is a very smart, and beautiful girl! You can always depend on her, she'll never let you down! Whenever your feeling down, she'll cheer you back up! When you need her, she'll always be by your side no matter what! She makes friends easily and loves her besties! She has tons of friends. If you have an Eling, keep her!
Wow is that Eling?! She's beautiful
Eling by Beau.bae February 28, 2017
Enoing is sleeping, hanging out, socialising and many other tasks however it is all done in an eno. Eno is a type of hammock.
hey man do you want to go enoing today.
enoing by T-Riley G November 15, 2011
Emoing- the act of acting like a depressed suicidal worthless piece of crap. Altho many people consider emoing it' to be an act of the devil and/or jackie c. sometimes emoing it can be good for ones health. After a long emo sess. one feels refreshed and relaxed much of the same feeling as one recieves after pleasuring themselves.
Nicky- Ayo did you see that kid in the purple saturn emoing it?

Dipper- Nah man why what was he doing?
how could you tell?

Nicky- he was dildaring,and cranking a butt while listening to evril lagvine on the radio
emoing by dipper Jones February 28, 2008

Dirty Eoin 

A Dirty Eoin Involves 2 males and 1 female but most importantly a window and is when the alpha male spits on his fingers and insert them into the beta Males anus rubbing it around until there’s enough shit on his hand. The Alpha Male then jerks himself off smearing the shit on his penis. After the alpha males penis is covered in the beta males shit he proceeds to stick it into the females vagina while this is going on beta Male goes outside the window and cums on the glass in a shape of a heart. After several days the window will be cleaned by all 3 participants licking the window
Hey man that was a amazing Dirty Eoin last night ready to clean off the window ?
Dirty Eoin by Noobmaster001 May 7, 2020