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duel masters 

Trading Card Game which is strictly inferior to Magic the Gathering. You can tell the calibre of a TCG by the name of its sets, and if "Evo-Crushinators of Doom" and "Rampage of the Super Warriors" are anything to go by, DM won't last very long.

Oh, and some of its cards are named "Fatal Attacker Horvath" and "Miele, Vizier of Lightning" (a common, by the way.)
Me: "I've got some Duel Masters cards to sell here... Foil Bolshack Dragon..."
DM Kid: "WOW!!! I'll give you £14 for it!"
Me: "Deal. Well done, and you certainly have been."
duel masters by KHD May 10, 2004
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Duel Masters 

a rip-off of Yu-Gi-Oh, which is a rip-off of Pokemon, which is a rip-off of anime.
Watch the trend:

Pokemon: I'll send out my Pikachu to fight your Mewtwo!

Yu-Gi-Oh: I'll summon my Dark Magician to duel your Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

Duel Masters: ...You get the picture.
Duel Masters by yoyobling October 13, 2004

Duel Emission 

The act of urinating and defecating simultaneously. Can lead to shame for the participant due to the disturbingly pleasurable tingling sensation it tends to cause
Person 1: Had a duel emission the other day
Person 2: Dude you don't need to announce it

Person 1: It don't count as coprophilia I promise
Duel Emission by FuzzyDanglers September 3, 2017

Duel fisted boomstick 

fistfull of boomstick but with two hands
jennings just had to use two hands on that poor cow

duel wield 

the act of a woman having a mans penis in one whole and a toy in the other.
"hey honey,do you want to duel wield tonight?"
"she likes duel wielding every night"
duel wield by kittymarie April 12, 2007

duel fist full of boomsticks 

a two fist version of the Fistful of boomstick

usually performed on horses by rajiv
'i duel fist full of boomsticked 5 horses last night!'

duel-weekly 

duel-weekly is a word used to describe or mention something that occurs twice within a week.
The contest is being held duel-weekly
duel-weekly by xXdrewbaccaXx July 16, 2009