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shit dreads 

when you take a steamy poop and dont wipe, the left over shit dries up on your ass hair giving your ringhole a nice set of dreads. Also known as shit dags.
Daniel: Dude, did you see the dags that Zag had when he Brown-eyed us!?

Cam: Yeah, those Shit Dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his asshole, he really needs to wipe better.
shit dreads by glock15 April 13, 2011
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Red Dreads 

Clumps of aggregated pubic hairs held together by dried blood giving the appearance of dread locks.
Krupali, go wash your red dreads!
Red Dreads by LeviGeans April 29, 2011

cheeto dreads 

dreads (a locked hairstyle) that have no hangtime or length to them. being that most cheetos in a bag are shorter than a pinky's length, it's accurate imagery to describe a person.
girl #1: that dude over there wants to talk to you
girl #2: which one?
girl #1: the one with the cheeto dreads
girl #2: aww hell nah, he ain't even cute!

freeform dreads 

looks sexcc asf on black men 😘.
ouuu he sexcc and he got freeform dreads

freeform dreads 

all sexccc black men have freeform dreads
ouuu bitch he sexcc and he got freeform dreads

Throw up dreads 

1. An action where a person involuntarily throws up in their hair

2. Mixture of vomit and hairballs
Nancy was so fucked up, she didn't even realize her head glistened with throw up dreads.