when you take a steamypoop and dont wipe, the left over shit dries up on your ass hair giving your ringhole a nice set of dreads. Also known as shit dags.
Daniel: Dude, did you see the dags that Zag had when he Brown-eyed us!?
Cam: Yeah, those Shit Dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his asshole, he really needs to wipe better.
dreads (a locked hairstyle) that have no hangtime or length to them. being that most cheetos in a bag are shorter than a pinky's length, it's accurate imagery to describe a person.
girl #1: that dude over there wants to talk to you
girl #2: which one?
girl #1: the one with the cheeto dreads
girl #2: aww hell nah, he ain't even cute!