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on the deadlocs 

greated by the greatest of our century Blueface himself this phrase means to swear on the deadlocs (dead bodies)
On the deadlocs that girl looks dummy thiccc

Deadlock 

A situation between 2 people where each is waiting for the other's task to finish, so nothing gets done. When you walk down a narrow hallway, and you go to one side so they can get by, then the other person goes to the other side, blocking you again...that is deadlock. Deadlock is also when you go shopping with your mom in a strip mall and you don't say where to meet each other, so you go looking in store A while your mom looks for you in store B, then you get the idea that she's looking in store B, so you go there at the same she decides to look in store A. Named after the computer processing term of the same name.
I always get deadlock when walking down the aisles at the convenience store, they are so narrow.

Breadlocks 

Dreadlocks when worn by clueless white people.
Justin thought his breadlocks brought him closer to Jah, but other people just thought he really needed a shower.
Breadlocks by Mohandas Grande September 29, 2009

fuck you deadlock 

The stalemate point in an argument when the only valid response is 'Fuck You' from both parties involved.
Made famous by OzzyMan during his video reviews.
"A: Fuck you!
B: Nah, Fuck you!
A: Fuck me? No, Fuck YOU!"

C: We appear to be in a 'fuck you deadlock'
fuck you deadlock by Levaz March 14, 2017

Dreadlock Theory 

The theory that states that, in the modern day era of football, a teams defense is not elite unless at least one defensive back has dreadlocks.
Tom: The Jets defense is gonna be awesome!
Dave: I don't know man, your betting against the dreadlock theory.
Dreadlock Theory by Smaxor5 January 4, 2011

Dreadlock Effect

The theory that the growth of dreadlocks results in instant athletic prowess, most notably in the game of football.
Tyler: "How is Trent Richardson so jacked?"
Greg: "Dude, its a case of the Dreadlock Effect."

Jerry: "Did you see that guy return that kick 100 yards for a TD?"
Justin: "Yeah he had dreads right?"
Jerry: "Whats that matter?"
Justin: "He displays a case of the Dreadlock Effect."
Dreadlock Effect by VincentP October 4, 2013