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Diner technology

An operating system used by a business or individual that is incredibly unrefined, paper-based, and utilized by those unable to adapt and upgrade to modern more efficient ways of doing things.
What ERP system does your company use?

Oh dude, we’ve got diner technology. Check out these hand written log sheets and carbon paper purchase orders.
Diner technology by anonymous September 13, 2023
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danglin' diner 

That chick could not handle my portion of my danglin' diner,due to it's massiveness.
danglin' diner by EH of HB November 26, 2007

Ridge Diner 

Known to the locals as "The Ridge." The best Diner on the face of the earth. This diner is located in Park Ridge, New Jersey in Bergen County. This diner features such menu items as "The Combo Wrap", "The Thanksgiving Day Wrap", "Combo Wrap on a Hard Roll", good coffe, huge chocolate chip cookies, and "The Combo Platter." This diner is known for high school kids to hang out outside until 3AM. ALso, after kids get drunk/high they flock to The Ridge.
I just had a sweet night in Bergen County and my friends and I are drunk. Hey lets go to the Ridge Diner!

Mike's Diner 

Mike's Diner was a 24 hour diner in Manassas, VA. It was closed on December 14, 2004 but it's memory will live on in the hearts of the regulars.

Viva Mike's!
Mike's Diner was the best.
Mike's Diner by Ri January 20, 2005

regent diner

the godliest of all New Jersey diners. Located on the greatest road of all, Route 9, in Howell. Makes excellent Pizza Burgers. open 24 hrs.
Kerri: "The Regent kicks the Crystal Palace's ass!"
Jess: "Hell yea!"
regent diner by ks October 15, 2003

Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".
We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".

Dirty Diner 

Reference to a male's or female's booty that is dined upon by their sexual partner in a spirited bout of analingus but it's found to simply be too raunch and unclean to continue.
Did you eat her ass out braaaahhh?
I tried broohhhh but it was a dirty diner and I just had to back out. I can still smell it in my nose and it's been like 3 days ago yo!
Dirty Diner by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016