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1. double-dick, n.1 — a precarious situation; to be very involved at the busiest or most active stage of a situation or activity

2.double-dick, n2—bullshit, rubbish, nonsense. Sense the possiblity of a double-dick is damn near impossible.

3. double-dick, n.3 — 21st century dance originating in the south

4. double-dick, n.4 - a sex toy (see feeldoe)

1. I can’t talk right now, works got me caught up in a double-dick.

1a. When he’s in the middle of a double-dick, he don’t always have time to think things through.

2.He gave me some double-dick about why he couldn’t make it to the meeting.

2a. If that ain’t some double-dick, I don’t know what is.

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double dick dildo 

killing two birds with one stone.
man i got laid last night and that pissed this fuckboy off, what a double dick dildo!

Double Dick Rubbing 

When you have two girls to rub your manhood at once.
John was double dick rubbing last night. He had two chicks on him all night.

double dick down 

Noun:
A threesome with two guys:
BBG- boy boy girl
"She want that double dick down real quick"
double dick down by Shutupshoes October 24, 2017

double dick 

When you have an erection that goes down your pant leg and makes it look like you have a phallus like tumor on your thigh.
Oh my god I saw Kara in science class. I got a total double dick.
double dick by crazyperson4931 November 22, 2010

double dick dance 

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet costumes
Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet customes

Example: hey billy and Danny want to double dick dance my face

Double-Dick 

Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.
John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.

John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
Double-Dick by Bitch Balls Deep January 20, 2017