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mudpie delight 

Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.
Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.
mudpie delight by Zack Belk December 9, 2008

Drizzling Delight 

Just finishing up from a blow job the male squeezes the remaining seamen from his penis into the girls mouth.
She said that last bit of seamen was quite zesty, then an enormous smile grew on my face. I then sneakingly turned to my night stand and checked off Drizzling Delight, it was right next to Alligator Fuckhouse.
Drizzling Delight by E-bag April 19, 2009

driver's delight

When the driver of a car performs felatio on the person sitting in the passenger seat.
Last night Kenny hit Harry with his car because he wasn't paying attention to the road because he was attempting driver's delight to a delighted wizard.

woodman's delight 

a girl who is flat as a board easy to nail!
That girl over there is a woodman's delight.
woodman's delight by Alex Auch December 16, 2008

Bill's delight 

When you take a tortilla chip and swipe it against a woman's vaginal canal; her vaginal juices are collected and used as salsa.
You then consume the tortilla chip.
Person 1: Hey babe, what's for dinner tonight?
Person 2: Bill's delight!
Person 1: Fuck yeah, lemme get the tortilla chips.
Bill's delight by Hamish Nicholas October 26, 2018

Douchebag Delight 

The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.
Paris Hilton sure is a douchebag delight..