Daylight Dodger 

A Daylight Dodger is someone who goes on holiday, normally to a sunny region and returns from there without a tan.

They come back as pale as they left.

Hey look at Joe, he's just come back from the Med. He's such a Daylight Dodger.

Daylight Dodger by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005

daylight savings time bar hopping 

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

daylight savings time bar hopping by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

Daylight savings time  

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)

"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"

Daylight savings time by Dolfo 8 March 7, 2009

Daylight robbery

Basically a rip-off. When a shop sells you something so ridiculously overpriced that they are basically stealing all your money.

Jack: I just got charged £90 for a hoodie in Abercrombie!

Will: Thats daylight robbery mate...

Daylight robbery by TheEnglishGirl August 30, 2010

Daylight Hero 

a person who sucks penis in front of crowds of people for entertainment, and makes very little money

That daylight hero is suking on penis.

Daylight Hero by motha fuka 69 August 16, 2010

Daylight Savings 

Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.

as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.

Daylight Savings by brown 25 November 4, 2019

daylight saving time 

Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:

1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.

2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.

3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.

Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.

Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?

Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?

daylight saving time by dniymfm March 13, 2010