Benedict cucumber thighs 

A name for a worker who recommends your new favourite alcoholic beverage

Omfg I want to fuck that Benedict Cucumber thighs

Benedict cucumber thighs by ChunderThunderandWonderthighs July 17, 2016

carving veins in cucumbers 

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

carving veins in cucumbers by de-pube September 25, 2022

cucumber pants 

Very tight pants, especially in the region of the crotch, where you can actually see the shaft of a grown mans penis.

David Bowie's hot outfit in the "Labyrinth" is a perfect example the most righteous cucumber pants.

cucumber pants by Andrew DeLong September 19, 2005

russian cucumber 

When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.

"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"

russian cucumber by I Am Bueno April 16, 2014

Frosty Cucumber 

When a girl takes a bite of ice cream and then gives a guy a blow job.

who needs peanut butter and jelly when i can have a frosty cucumber.

Frosty Cucumber by Lauren and Karl July 25, 2007

cool as a cucumber 

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

cool as a cucumber by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Sea Cucumber 

A soggy under-water dildo.

That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.

Sea Cucumber by Faenaussa July 7, 2011