cunted 

very drunk

We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted

cunted by Bob C December 20, 2002

Cunted as Fuck

A phrase to use when your day or a situation couldnt get any worse.

ie 'today was cunted as fuck', i' was cunted as fucked last nite mate'

Cunted as Fuck by Emma November 18, 2004

THE CRUSTED TRUMPET 

While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.

Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!

THE CRUSTED TRUMPET by Ruck Diggity July 30, 2011

I counted the beans 

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.

Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.

I counted the beans by ZDK December 9, 2008

un-cunted 

An emotional state of transcendent anger, often unjustifiable or unexplainable to someone in a reasonable state of mind. Several orders of magnitude worse than being pissed off. Though sometimes seen in men, this condition can most often be seen in women, especially women who experience a sudden, uncomfortable, sour turn of fortune.

When you call that bitch back and tell her she owes another $300, she's gonna come un-cunted. Her cunt is gonna literally fall off of her body, run down here from Ottawa on it's fallopian tubes, jump up and bite you right on your fuckin' neck.

un-cunted by Digital Sasquatch February 20, 2011

cunted 

cunted very drunk.!

jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!

cunted by tic tacs aye May 4, 2009

Crusted

A term used to define the way one feels the morning after a night of smoking, eating, or by any means ingesting cannabis (Similar to what a hangover is for alcohol). Some symptoms of being "crusted" may include a dry mouth, pasty-feeling skin, slight dizziness, tiredness, and an overall feeling of lethargy and apathy.

Dude, I smoked a huge amount of weed last night! I was so crusted this morning, I couldn't get out of my bed for hours!

Crusted by Uh_Huh_Man May 28, 2010