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CoronaBreak

Coronabreak is when you have school off because some chinese person ate a bat 3-4 months ago.
Person1:We don't have school the next 2 weeks

Person2:So to be clear you are saying that we don't have school for the next two weeks, then we have school for a week, then we go on spring beak?

Person1:Yep

Person2:Yeah nice try

Person2:*checks school website*

Person2:What the f*ck

Person1:Happy CoronaBreak
CoronaBreak by CrocFriday March 14, 2020

Coronafied 

Adjective
1. To have cleaned something pristinely.
2. To gear up to go to the grocery store; including gloves masks.

Verb
Coronafy
1. "You don't have to spray Lysol on the counter. I've already Coronafied it."
2. "I'm going to the grocery store. If you guys get Coronafied I'll take you with me."

CoronaCreates 

A symptom of Quarantine when you go insane and start creating random stuff like a sail boat or a swing set. Most commonly appears in adults and crafty children. This is only one of the symptoms of Quarantine
Boy 1: Guys, what is Arnold doing?

Arnold: *Sawing wood for a new table*

Boy 2: Oh no, he's got one of the Quarantine symptoms......CORONACREATES!
CoronaCreates by Ilikekombucha April 20, 2020

coconize 

To inject coconut milk into oneself's veins
I remember when I was young we used to coconize all the time.
coconize by Zselé December 15, 2020

Coronademia 

When women submitted fewer academic papers to journals across a multitude of fields than their male counterparts during the lockdown for whatever unpublished or unspoken reasons.
Editors of both math and science journals notice the coronademia syndrome in both developed and developing countries, when men submitted up to 50% more articles than women.
Coronademia by MathPlus March 17, 2021

Colónize 

To ruin something by discovering it for the white people. From Cristóbal Colón. who opened the Western Hemisphere to conquest in 1492.
We got to watch Miley Cyrus totally colónize twerking
Colónize by Leslie Doppler September 14, 2017