Scrumptious Confectionary 

When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious

William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!

Scrumptious Confectionary by confectionary November 24, 2021

confiction 

Any strong belief based on a fallacy. This, of course, is relative to the beliefs of the person making the judgment, that someone else has a confiction.

John still has a confiction that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

I marvel at Mary's confiction that the earth is 6000 years old.

Senator X has a dangerous confiction that all homosexuals are pedophiles.

confiction by Sausalito Kid September 22, 2010

conflictainment 

War actions that function as entertainment on TV. One example would be the common "Shock and Awe" Iraq video footage or Warmongering or fearmongering in the news.

Look! Faux News is trying to push more conflictainment on the masses.

conflictainment by Ralph J. March 17, 2006

Confuction zone 

A busy construction zone. A high traffic area.

We will never get out of this confuction zone!
This confuction zone will take forever!

Confuction zone by Brian Keim November 9, 2007

Conflicting Bullshits 

When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!

Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.

Conflicting Bullshits by Bad Appleseed December 30, 2010

Confluction 

A confluction is a congruence of some parts of reality with a new part of reality, which is not actually reality but is experienced as a form of reality to the mind. This part is unreal, exists in fantasy, in situations such as video games, movies, and in some news reports. For example, cities are destroyed, elections are stolen. It is thought that this may account for some features of modern day thinking where fake news or various distortions of events are thought of as real, such as votes being fabricated, vaccinations being poisonous, so that such events are portrayed as real in many news features and are believed by many influential people as true although they are actually not real.

There is a confluction of reality when people think a city is destroyed or an election is stolen. Buildings can be bombed or some elections corrupted but it doesn't get as bad as the mind makes it out to be.

Confluction by bobcatbobby August 18, 2022

confectionise 

-confectionised
-confectionising
-confectionism
-confectionisation

to remove vegetable matter from food that would otherwise be classed as confectionary

"i just took the pickle of my cheeseburger. i confectionised it good!"

confectionise by in honour of Rob March 21, 2004