Configging 

A random I.T jargon word which usually translates as "we are incapable of resolving your query"

I failed when configging your new system

Configging by PhilScarlet August 14, 2016

confuming 

the art of being confused and fuming at the same time, but not being able to work out if your confused for being fuming at something, or fuming for finding yourself confused with a situation

I was confuming that I didn't get an invite - we've been best friends for years.
I was confumed that I was ostracized from the group

confuming by fuckadoodledo March 25, 2019

confirmizam 

to confirm in jmp 0xc0ffee way ;)

Confirmizam*

confirmizam by iameu April 5, 2019

confirmidation 

The word you use to confirm something when you want to sound "smart" but don't know any "smart" words like CONFIRMATION..

I booked a table at your restaurant and I never received a confirmidation email or text.

confirmidation by PAPA CAP November 15, 2019

Confringement 

Not knowing whether you're okay or not.
Usually occurs with the feeling of jealousy.
Or after a nap

*Sees a couple kissing and being happy*
"Damn, how nice for them"
Feeling of confringement occurs.

Confringement by Nosseelsker247 August 24, 2021

confooming 

When a palm tree and a banana tree make an apple

I was once out in the garden then realize that I was confooming and achieved an apple. Or should it be a sexual thing?

confooming by Red fries January 30, 2024

confirment 

When you look in the comments for the thought you had.

After seeing the guys crooked jaw in the video i had to confirment to see if anyone else had pointed it out.

confirment by Macspiracy February 14, 2024