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Chris Colfer 

A gorgeous,immensely talented man who has the fierceness of Beyonce,the class of Julie Andrews and the work ethic of Meryl Streep! Also known to have the humor of Ellen Degeneres,the naturing hugs and wisdom of Oprah! And last but certaintly not least he embodies the magic ability of storytelling the 'Grimm Brothers'!
Chris Colfer is flawless, he hips lie when they swing to beat 'Single ladies'!

He has a never ending collection of Llamas and a badass cat named Brian!

I heard his books have been known to bring people of all ages joy all over the world.

They constantly are in the best sellers list and 'Good Reads' and the 'Newyork Times' praise them!

Did you know fans come from far and wide just to get a glimpse of this man?

He even acts as an inconic character Kurt Hummel on the Fox Tv show 'Glee'!

Many lives have been saved, and so many others inspired!
Chris Colfer by al0v3lygrl December 4, 2013

Confederate Breakfast

A Bojangle's biscuit and a Pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. The staple diet of white trash southerners.
Redneck #1 You need to get you a Confederate Breakfast!

Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!

confeculate

to make something of low quality with another person's help. From latin con (with) and feces (shit). To make a shitty thing with another person.
Elspeth and Peter must have confeculated on that book. It's awful.
confeculate by Tupper Cawsey December 27, 2006

Chris Colfer 

The most talented, beautiful, sweet, supermegafoxyawesomehot human being that ever lived or ever will.
Gleek: Did you see glee last night?
Kurtsie: OF COURSE! How AWESOME was Chris Colfer?!?!?
Chris Colfer by Colferesqueness October 26, 2012

conference depression 

Being extremely depressed after an awesome weekend at a youth and government conference. Withdrawal usually lasts a day or two depending on the conference. With Sacramento it's escpecially bad
Dude what's up with him
He just came back from Bob 2 and it was his last year, his conference depression is really bad
Dam that sucks
conference depression by norcalkid January 20, 2009

Concert hangover

The crazy headache and full body soreness you get after a crazy concert, also possible injuries or sickness from drinks and a mosh pit at a gigantic concert.
"Dudeeeeee I have sick concert hangover from last night, my heads killing me!"

"That sick mosh pit gave me serious concert hangover"