Cage Hang 

The best thing to can do to add swag to your hockey outfit.

Where the cage hangs lower than the designated area.

Phil: Yoh that guys cage doesn't fit right.

Jon: No man thats called Cage Hang.

Cage Hang by Donkey Dookie February 19, 2011

Cage Monkey 

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.

The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.

Cage Monkey by AjiraKimberly April 1, 2009

Cage Rage Theorem 

The emotional pattern that Nicolas Cage goes through in every movie he's in.

Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.

Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.

Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.

Rinse and repeat. In every movie.

KNOWING (2009) A prime example of the 'Cage Rage Theorem'

Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)

Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)

Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)

Cage Rage Theorem by CharlesBottomer June 25, 2013

cage bomb 

In baseball: To hit a baseball in a batting cage that would have likely been a homerun on a regular size baseball field.

"Man, that was a cage bomb!"

cage bomb by mousley January 30, 2010

Cage Rape 

When a family member/friend convinces you to watch a movie, but fails to mention that Nicolas Cage is in said movie.

I just got Cage raped! How dare you not tell me, Nicolas Cage was in Adaptation.

Cage Rape by JaiCher September 2, 2013

cage-stage 

A Calvinist Christian who is obnoxiously opinionated about theological matters. So named because the person would be more appropriately kept in a cage until the phase passes and they can be more charitable about it all.

Don't even mention religion to that guy: he's full cage-stage, and you'll never get him to shut up.

cage-stage by Gudinover October 21, 2019

cage kink

The liking of putting your partners in a cage during sex!

Bruuuh, my girlfriend Saga has a cage kink… I’ve been locked in for MONTHS

cage kink by maurilover42 December 24, 2021