Bouldercitrus

A grapefruit. Grapefruit is an improper name for such a majestic fruit that is large and of the citrus family.

Hey, grab me a few bouldercitruses from the table, we can eat them later.

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Boulderholder

What a female would use to hold up very large breasts, industrial strength.

Janice mentioned that her extra large breasts can only be held up by a boulderholder.

I think Janice's boulderholder is also bulletproof.

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A person whose hobby is to bone puppies.

Boulderkind wants to have Puppy as a pet.

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If you have seen Ferris Beulers Day Off, the noise cameron makes with his mouth at the stock exchange building.

To irritate my teacher, I was dropping boulders all period in class

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When a person leaves a social gathering without informing any other person at the gathering. Mysteriously disappears.

I totally boulder dipped last night. Got wasted and couldn't even say goodbye to anyone.

Boulder Dip by Adoum January 10, 2009

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A hot chica that kills it on the boulders. You know, perfect body and tough as rock.

Nothing better than being spotted and spotting a boulderesse.

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The act of picking ones nose and rolling it with ones fingers.

Hey Bro, did you see Bill boulder rolling?

Yes, how sick.

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