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When you have reached a state where you are both baked and drunk. Kind of like a vodka cheese cake.

Invented on a night of follies between the three bro-skateers as they sipped on beer and pulled on a J, all while looking into the distance of the earth's mystical domain. A night like this leaves only the bestest memories and a sense of inner warmth comparable to a caress of a red panda.
Only in a state of bunkedness is it ok to try a frontflip from a sand dune.

Accompanied by some nifty tunes, the bunked lads were on a ship to a far away land.
Bunked by EdibleCakez June 2, 2014
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"Bunked": When one attempts a joke but it fails to recieve laughs or trigger the humor of surrounding attendants
''Yeah you just got bunked mate''

''Mega bunked there pal..''
Bunked by DJ Rhyme-Zee June 18, 2008

Blunkettisation 

From "Blunkett".
- "Blunkettised"

1) The mental state invoked that a native (probably white) UK citizen ends up in when they are faced with the fear of opening their mouths to express their opinion of the apalling state of unlimited immigration & asylum in the UK.
Terriefied that some jumped-up little queen will start screaming NAZI at them for holding their opinion.
The irony being that the UK has had untill recently the priviledge of free speech... (lol).

2) When a neighbourhood or town is overwhelmed with immigrants and asylum seekers who stand around all day with nothing to do; dressed in leather jackets, chino's & bling; talking jibberish into the latest mobile phones.
1) So I'm a racist Nazi now because I object to the council buying land behind my cottage where they are going to build a camp to house hundreds of immigrants & asylum seekers for years while their declined applications are permanently lost in Gov't Bureaucracy
Shh! Can't say anything to offend!!!
I've been BLUNKETTISED.

2) Shit, the whole neighbourhood's full of asylum seekers these days - the place has been effectively BLUNKETTISED.

blunkett 

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see
i gave her such a blunkett last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy
blunkett by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008

Blunket Blunken 

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.
"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"
while sitting on the can having bowel movement you have your girl give you a blow job.
"baby i forgot my magazine, get in here and give me a blunker"
blunker by Anonymous August 30, 2003