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batter splatter 

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
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batter on 

In Ireland, the term means to "head off" or "leave." It can refer to leaving anywhere at all.
"Right lads, I'm gonna batter on here now"

"Alright, cya later."
batter on by jitsuka May 6, 2008

Batter Rag 

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.
My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.
Batter Rag by beerstudk February 8, 2010

batter foot gal / boi

A man or woman that goes around with any and anybody hence batter foot (hot foot). A Jamaican term
Carl sleeps with every girl he meets. Carl is thirsty, Carl is a batter foot boi . Batter foot gal / boi

Batter cake 

When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone
oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake
Batter cake by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019

batter on the brain 

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.
Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain
batter on the brain by MSDorset December 20, 2022

Batter Bakin 

How was that test?
I was batter bakin on that bro.