bastardize 

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."

bastardize by Scott P August 2, 2005

Bastardised English 

The act of removing letters from words because the populace of your country is to stupid to comprehend them any other way. (A process synonymous with "Butchering")

It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.

American 1: "Dude, what's aluminium?"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"

Bastardised English by Myxomatosis August 30, 2005

bastardised bottomburp 

I think he is Australian and has added about 750 words. Only Diego has added more definiton's.

Bastardised Bottomburp is one of the urbandictionary kings. Except some of his words are quite shit.

bastardised bottomburp by Diego September 28, 2003

bastardized 

The action of turning someone into a bastard. Usually involving murder or other form of homicide.

That girl used to call him daddy so I bastardized her!

bastardized by Facts Machine August 22, 2023

bastardized 

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

bastardized by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

bastardization 

The corruption that occurs to something when it it gets tainted by something else.

Trump winning the presidency through the electoral college is a bastardization of true democracy.

bastardization by dillmon December 5, 2016

Bastardise 

To Utterely and Irreversably fuck it up in the way only a child born out of wedlock could ever do.

I was having an intimate moment with the maid when Bob the Bastard entered with my wife and totally bastardised my night.

Bastardise by ///Lee July 2, 2008