Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog

This sex maneuver can is mainly preformed during doggy style or anal sex with the girl on all fours receiving the penis. Whilst giving it to the woman from behind, you are standing in an awkward position with your knees outwards in order to get your genitals to the same height as the woman. The awkward, but yet power thrusting stance, can be related to a frog. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you thrust with your gluteus and your hamstrings and leap over the girl who is being fucked. With a quick spin in the air, you will land feet first with the girl still on all fours at the edge of the bed. You then blow your load into her face and backhand her right where the spunk has been sprayed all over her slutty face.

Brendan Huff: "Dude did you hear about Shanequa the other day?"

Robert Dobak: "No."

Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."

Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"

Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?

Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog by Harry Alfred-Batman Dumbledore December 15, 2011

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Backyard Bottomslash

The very best kind of buttsecks: out in the open, scarin' all the neighbors.

(This actually references a character's NAME in the Japanese manga-based novel Death Note: Another Note. Although there wasn't much buzz about the name in Japan, the manga nerds of the US were laughing their...well, asses off.)

A. Signs you've been backyard bottomslashing:

1) You and your lover always have unexplainable all-over tans.

2) Your neighbors keep threatening to have you taken away for public indecency.

3) So do all those bastards at the pool.

4) So does your little sister.

5) You can't read the Death Note novel without getting turned on.

6) You know exactly how hard it is to try to get a grass stain off of your knees, chest, AND back...all in the same day.

7) And of course, it always helps if you're gay.

B. Nerd One: "Dude, I tried to read Another Note but I couldn't stop laughing at the buttsexx0r name!"

Nerd Two: "I know. I started an online fanbase for it, Backyard Bottomslashers Anonymous."

Backyard Bottomslash by Cursed-blessings September 26, 2009