Batting Above His Average 

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

Batting Above His Average by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

aggressively average 

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular

Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."

aggressively average by boredandhorny December 29, 2016

The Law of Averages 

The Law of Averages is a layman's term used to describe the belief that the results of any given event "work out" or "even out" over a set of trials in the short run.

The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.

Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect

1) If you flip a coin 10 times, the Law of Averages states that 5 flips will be heads, and the other 5 flips will be tails.

2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.

The Law of Averages by JrBalrog January 2, 2012

Average Joe 

In the world of coffee, an average joe means an average cup of coffee. Usually it falls halfway between watered down cardboard and decent storebought coffee.

I bought a large container of Maxwell House coffee from Kroger and it tasted like an average joe.

Average Joe by PWS27 May 8, 2017

average white boy 

liam duggan

liam is such an average white boy

average white boy by nodissliss May 17, 2018

bigger than the average player

Justin And Dayal

They're just bigger than the average player

bigger than the average player by qwertyuiolfkzdnhg October 26, 2020

my life is average 

A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"

Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".

--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."

--"I call bullshit."

my life is average by Architeuthosaurus December 26, 2011