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Accidentally Vegan 

A pre-packaged food that was never intended to be vegan by it's creators, but is so artificial that they forgot to put animal products in it.
"Can vegans eat Oreos?"

"Yeah, they're accidentally vegan- thank god."
Accidentally Vegan by S_H_V June 25, 2020

Accidentally drunk

When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!

#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”

accidentally slipped in 

what happens to a guy when he is drunk and hanging out with a girl he likes and she likes him too and they have sex. the term is usually used to explain his innocence in the situation and therefore make him unresponsible for his actions.
what can i say, i was hanging out with X last night and it was late, one thing led to another and i accidentally slipped in- baby it didnt mean anything to me, really!

accidentally bulimic 

When you get a sickness such as the swine flu causing you to throw up after you eat.
Mom: Honey, do you have an eating disorder?

Daughter: No mom. The swine flu made me accidentally bulimic.
accidentally bulimic by blend9437 November 11, 2009

accidentally dreadful 

a situation that down right blows ass; but not intentionally
Heather: I swatted a spider and it landed on my baby's face.

Kayla: Oh, My God - that's accidentally dreadful!

Accidentally Vegan 

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")
"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"
Accidentally Vegan by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021